Marshmallow Blaster Gun?

Yes, I know.... who would design something like this?

The Marshmallow Blaster shoots large marshmallows up to 30 feet on a line.

In the world of marshmallow warfare, the Blaster is one of the key weapons of marsh destruction. This single-action, lock-and-load unit fires one marshmallow at a time – then it’s time to lock and reload and continue having a blast!

AWESOME.